Pulling Apart Grilled Cheese
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Pulling Apart Grilled Cheese

Why does grilled cheese never involve a grill? When does a grilled cheese stop being a grilled cheese? What's the top rated cheese and bread? Mayo or Butter?

But First, Nostalgia...

Grilled cheese happens to be one of those rare dishes one should perhaps make worse for good reasons. At times people eat for comfort or simplicity at the expense of flavor or time, grilled cheese illustrates this.

Most grilled cheese is arguably consumed by those under the age of twelve, thus it would be wise to know your audience before taking any of the advice herein. For those who are looking for a piece of their childhood or are a child — then stick to wonder bread, american cheese and butter or something more colorful and don't bother reading on.

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But wait... What makes a grilled cheese?

This is actually a bit more of a complicated question. If one sticks to standard definition of it then panini's, melts and perhaps all hot sandwiches with cheese would fall into the "grilled cheese" category.

What happens to a grilled cheese if we add ham? Is it still a grilled cheese, or did it just cross the line and become a ham and cheese that's grilled griddled? To help add clarity to what is and isn't a grilled cheese, try this litmus test.

The Cheese

Lets start with the controversial finding—american cheese did poorly. I mean, really poorly. It was somewhat surprising to the extent in which american cheese performed so poorly but perhaps the internet can speculate as to the reasons.

So which cheese performed best? Gruyère, pretty hands down did best. Provolone and pepper jack also scored very high as well. As for the "good not great" cheeses included monterey jack, goat cheese and mozzarella. The "ok, sure but your mileage may vary" cheeses include swiss, brie, fontina and the darling of the english countryside, cheddar. Finally, for the "cheeses to avoid" category include american, cream cheese, parmesan and feta.

The Bread

While sourdough, wheat and white bread all did well, wheat came out on top with sourdough in a close second and white bread last. One bread which did not perform well was Brioche, perhaps an enriched bread such as this is just too decadent.

The Fat

The clear winner is butter, mayonnaise didn't do poorly mind you, it did just ok, but butter did great. Note that olive oil appears on our recipe breakdown but it was usually for sautéing ingredients to add to the grilled cheese, except for vegan grilled cheese.

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Ingredients

  • 2 slices of sourdough bread
  • 2 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 2 slices of sharp cheddar cheese
  • 2 slices of Monterey Jack cheese
  • 2 tablespoons mayonnaise

Instructions

  1. Preheat a skillet over medium low heat.
  2. Spread the softened butter evenly on one side of each slice of bread.
  3. Place one slice of bread, buttered side down, on the skillet. Top with the slices of cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese.
  4. Spread the mayonnaise evenly on the other slice of bread, and place it on top of the cheese, buttered side up.
  5. Cook the sandwich until the cheese is melted and the bread is golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
  6. Serve warm and enjoy!

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Recipe Breakdown

 
butter
salt
cheddar cheese
white bread
bread
onion
mayonnaise
olive oil
sourdough bread
tomato
garlic
egg
dijon mustard
bacon
black pepper
mozzarella cheese
american cheese
basil
red pepper flake
parmesan cheese
honey
spinach
gruyère cheese
parsley
fontina cheese
cream cheese
green onion
canola oil
cinnamon
rosemary
granny smith apple
goat cheese
chive
monterey jack cheese
wheat bread
cheese
swiss cheese
garlic powder
brioche bread
jalapeño
waffle
ham
milk
sharp white cheddar
kimchi
shallot
apple butter
basil pesto
brown sugar
date
lemon zest
pecan
arugula
balsamic vinegar
bell pepper
provolone cheese
poppy seed
white vinegar
red wine vinegar
avocado
brie
ripened tomato
smoked bacon
blue cheese
buffalo sauce
pepper jack cheese
lemon juice
hot sauce
sugar
onion powder
feta
mango chutney
strawberry
cumin
jam
whipped cream cheese
cottage cheese
powdered sugar
cilantro
white wine vinegar
tomato soup
herb
red pepper
wheat country bread
green apple
farmhouse cheddar
neon coloring
white cheese
mushroom
bread loaf
vegetable oil spray
vegetable
pancetta
clarified butter
fig preserve
dark rye bread
soup
pepper
thyme
loaf ciabatta bread
oil tomatoes oil
tomato pesto
pine nut
yellow summer squash
zest
everything bagel seasoning
caper
sesame seed
wheat
cranberry
pickled jalapeño
mustard
everything bagel spice
anaheim chile
rye bread
steak
sub roll
pickle
chili powder
green bean casserole french fried onion
sweet potato
carrot
grape tomato
green salad
loaf italian bread
taleggio
gorgonzola
water
sriracha
gouda cheese
pear
bologna
vegetable broth
celery
deli american cheese
gochujang
vegan cheese
cayenne pepper
celery salt
ranch dressing
chicken finger
frank' red hot sauce
worcestershire sauce
french bread
truffle honey
raclette
cranberry walnut
maple syrup
salami
dill pickle
chicken stock
cherry tomato
bay leaf
heavy cream
croissant
dill
potato chip
sweet pickle
chipotle
prosecco
robiola cheese
smoked paprika
sweet tart apple
tarragon dijon mustard
cocktail pumpernickel bread
fig spread
cake
raspberry jam
honey mustard
onebun
chicken
maine lobster
chili paste
wisconsin mascarpone cheese
wisconsin provolone cheese
cotswold cheese
thousand island dressing
maple glazed bacon
zaand# atar seasoning
pita
cranberry jelly
stuffing
muenster
potato
vanilla extract
whipped cream
challah bread
chocolate hazelnut spread
mascarpone cheese
apple
chickpea
beet
za'atar
bread crumb
tahini
lacy swiss
egg bread
italian bread
sherry vinegar
pasta sauce
pesto
spaghetti
meatball
self rising flour
chicken breast tender
french fry
italian seasoning
almond flour
zucchini
prosciutto
marinara pasta sauce
texas toast
alpha tolman cheese
garlic habanero hot sauce
bbq sauce
pineapple
soy sauce
worcestershire
curry powder
roll
pineapple juice
fried bacon
brie cheese
sourdough baguette
chorizo
muenster cheese
sambal oelek
pimiento cheese spread
ancho chili powder
sour cherry